FUCK YEAH DONT QUOTE ME
‎”He’s just talking to you because he doesn’t want to play with himself
Me
For The record

Every day I eat a bowl of ice cream to confirm that yes, ice cream cheers me up and is a shitload cheaper than therapy.

My vocie is a little soft from all the fuckasses.
Me
I’m a ball of emotional spandex!
Me
no
and if you dont stop, I’ll make it a sexual encounter between you and a pumpkin
with you on bottom.
Me
A british on- kind of like having a hard on, but british.
Me
(What’s better than one hot guy? The same guy twice.
Axlnami
The penis smack of DESTINYYYY
Melvin
Its like ‘MY CABBAGES’ But with dicks.
Me
Stop saving the world and get a hobby!
Seto Kaiba is sick of your hero bullshit, Yugi. (via dragonblast)